A co-worker and myself went to Starbucks today where I decided that I really could use an office coffee mug to keep at work. I of course chose the largest mug they had which also just happens to come with a porcelain pen that you can use to write on it and eventually heat treat to make permanent. As I was sitting here writing code for work I was also thinking about what clever sayings or cool pictures I could put on my new coffee mug. The mixture of work and play came out as a random coffee mug php script I have come to label as “PHP Coffee Mug v1.0″.

I hope you enjoy my random and utterly useless coffee mug script!

// PHP Coffee Mug v1.0 | Stephen R. Blair | www.srblair.com 

require_once('coffee_cup.php');

if($coffeeCup == empty) {

	//Check to see if there is a fresh pot of coffee
	if($coffeePot != 'fresh') {

		//Make a fresh pot of coffee
		makeCoffee();

	} else {

		//Pour coffee into the coffee cup
		pourCoffee();

		//Drink the coffee!
		drinkCoffee();

	}

} else {

	//Check the date for the coffee in the mug
	if($date > $dateExpire) {

		//Rinse out the cup if it is old coffee
		rinseCup();

		//Check to see if there is a fresh pot of coffee
		if($coffeePot != 'fresh') {

			//Make a fresh pot of coffee
			makeCoffee();

		} else {

			//Pour coffee into the coffee cup
			pourCoffee();

		}

	} else {

		//The coffee is fine, drink it!
		drinkCoffee();

	}

}

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